I Hate Shell1

Happened During Summer 2010

12:10 AM
Night started off a bit meh.. I came about 1hour late, so I had to hear Lorian complain about that for a bit. We went to the pony bar.
and meetup with George, who Lorian met a previous night. George looked like the poor man’s version of Vinnie Chase from the hit tv-show Entourage.
Needless to say George allready had some skills with the ladies and those skills would be put to a test at the end of the night.

After chit chating with George a bit, I plunge into this seated 2 set of finnish girls. The set was fucked since there was no where for me to sit,

and it was just a hassle to stand up and talk to her. We talk for a bit and that’s it. I then go down and buy the  combo — 1 beer + Whiskey on the rocks!

Later on I engage a mixed set of 2guys and a girl — Pay attention to the guys first, win them over, and they pretty much allow you access to the girl!
Allways pay your respects to the guys in the set, they are more willing to let you hang around and offer u free drinks.

These are usually my favourite sets,
I allways seem to fly under the radar and the girls reaction usually go like this:

Me –> Go in and talk to guys
Girl –> stares and wonders who I am
Me–> I do short wave to girl and engage the other guy
Girl–> looks wierd and goes like ” why doesn’t he talk to me..?“
Me—> make random comment on girls clothes / or tease her with the guys getting my back
Girl –>  laughs and I’m IN

the set ends when I decide to bail out

-  I was bored and they were boring. So I excused myself, that’s my only explanation.

I then comment on this girls short hairstyle — ” I love your hair!!” and boom in her face.
Full bullshitting mode now — she laughs and etc. I decide she’s not worth chasing and eject

After lorian’s 7th attempt on balancing a beer bottle on the top of his oval shaped head, we decide to go in search of new hunting grounds.
We arrive at the legendary happy pig.

02:30 AM
Get in, I talk to some little indian girl, open her with ” Oh your are so adorable, I just had to say that to you, or I would hate myself the rest of the night!“
she seemed sincerely flattered, but there weren’t any chemistry at all so in the end it fizzled out.

Lorian was a bit iffy, so I decided that to open a set out of amusement, and bring him in. I see this 2 set — guy and girl. I tell Lorian to follow and I walk over and open them with:

” Hey do you think a beard would look good on me?“
response: No

I look behind me, and Lorian is nowhere to be seen. Chode guy tries to tool me and the convo goes like this:

Chode: Aye! She’s taken..
Me: By who.. by you?
Chode: Well no.. but she’s taken!!
Me: Ah where you from..
Chode: Bosnia.. Sarajevo!
Me: Oh really.. so you’ve must’ve been in that famous porno movie!
Chode: wait.. what!? I’M NOT A PORNO  ACTOR
Me: haha porno man has arrived!
girl: haha porn star!!

I then re-focus on the girl and pretty much ignore the dude, the girl did indeed have a boyfriend,
so I just engaged in some friendly chatting and ejected afterwards.

3:00AM
We bounce venues again and end up in this small bar.
There’s not a lot going on, George throws himself in this 3set of girls.
I chill back and let him win the group over first, I talk to some chode at the bar to keep myself entertained.
One of the girls stands next to me, ordering a drink. I engage her.

If I should describe this girl:

She had this don’t fuck with me vibe, and I don’t tolerate bullshit thing.
It’s funny how, the longer ur doing this shit, you start to see girl archetypes. and you then need to calibarate ur game
to those girls, if ur interested in fucking them that is

The conversation litterally goes on for like 1½hour.
I do several things, I’m completely honest about everything! (radical honesty Brad style)
She commented on me ” You’r not really saying the right words to a girl..“
Me: ” Nope’ was I suppose too..“
Her: ” No no.. but.. well your an honest guy.. I like that ”

I also make remarks on putting a baby in her belly, and that she had to protect it. thx TD for that one.
I ended up writing my name as Allan Baby Daddy on her phone.

I also never hesitated in physical escalation. As some of you might know, I attented the hot seat — the physical part of the game BLEW my mind.
Ever since the hot seat — I’ve been more physical than ever, and the results have improved tremendously!

There were an instance when she went out to smoke, and I wen’t out and saw her sitting with this guy, I go in — pull her off the chair and sat her on my lap.
When things was getting a bit more intimate I just pulled her into me, feelin’ her body up in a slow and chill way, like Brad in his instant makeout video.
I however chose not to makeout with her, and instead kissed her neck etc. to keep the sexual tension up.

I also really went hardcore in Qualification mode on her — I’ve been burnt so many times over lack of qualification.
So I become the qualification man for a few minutes
to ensure that it’s gonne be handled this tiem.

04:30 AM
It was time to pull, but first I had to marry George and his girl — I become a priest — marry them. But they still seem to hesitate on taking the next step.. enough of this.
I physically push their heads together and they make out. Succes!
By this time the 3set has been turned to a 2set.

I decide it’s time for food.

SKO SKO SKO SKO and we go to some kebab place to eat.
chit chat chit chat. and we head towards my car — other girl goes with george, my girl goes with me to my car.
Not a messy pull at all.. Good game? haha
I decide to go for the makeout at my car, she likes.

We then proceed to drive to her place, but before that, I had to refuel my car at a gas station.
The gas station was fucked, and it literally took me 20min to fucking refuel my damn car, because the computers was malfunctioning! arrrghh.

We then finally get to her place, jump into bed — fade to black..

Points:
- Go out to have fun! not to game girls
– Be chill, be positive !
– Physical escalation is key!
– Qualification is Key! work in progress to get this part handled
– Honesty is the only right path

- Allan

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