Text game 101 – plowing through shit test

Aug 2010 05

I’m gonna give a personal example of a text conversation where a girl is completely cold towards me, where I just plow through her shit test, spark a emotional reaction and get her to come out with me.

Me: I’ve found your lost twin ( Random ridiculous opener)

Emma: What? D:

Me: Yes she said that she was actually the real emma and your were an imposter, who stole her life when she was very little. True?

Emma: No! D:

Me: Bah I think we have a situation right here ( insider joke — me and her love the jersey shore)

Emma: Oh really? What’s the situation (;

I reply like 3 hours later — Note it’s important to vary the time when you respond a text. usually a good rule is to double the time it takes her to respond to you. So if it takes her 5min, it should take you 10mins. But don’t follow this rule strictly, vary it — so sometimes you respond right away — and sometimes for no reason it takes you 2 hours. It create anticipation and shows her your a busy guy with other things to do in life.

Me: Well the situation is that your constantly flirting with me ( testing the vibe)

Emma: No! ( Test? not ready.. let’s see)

Me: There’s nothing wrong with flirting Sookie dear.. its human nature ( In reality there really isn’t nothing wrong with flirting just stating the obvious and gets her in a agreeable mood, I call her sookie which is a nickname she hates, Sookie is a character from the tv show true blood. )

Emma: I don’t look like Sookie! o_o

Me: Why you hating on sookie? (keep playing with her, keeping the pressure)

Emma: She’s just so ugly!

Me: Well it’s true but you are one sookie that I want as my baby mama.. ugly ppl still need love, so be nice emma ;) ( I try puttin a bit tension in the conversation, with calling her a sookie I would want — and deflating it with ugly ppls need love to..)

Emma: Ugly people doesn’t deserve love ( Now she let’s my first comment slide, which is neither particular good nor bad. It just means she accepts it, but atm might not want to reciprocate those statements — playing hard to get I presume)

Me: thats why WE will have beautifull people sex and make hot love ( I’m an average looking guy, but don’t worry you can lie guys.. Notice I hightlight the WE in the conversation. Remember to sometimes insert emotions in ur text, it makes it much more fun )

Emma: No :p ( she’s playing around and teasing — hence the smiley)

Me: Yes I will chase you a little if you wish.. Let’s play tease.. But When I catch you I’ll go cavemanstyle Haha.. ( Now I’m really stating that I would literally rip her clothes off and caveman her ass if she keeps playing this game with me. and she knows what my intentions are.)

Emma: uhh.. D: ( oh did I fuck up? nooo.. I keep at it.. plow through the wall of shame!)

Me: You no like?

Emma: No!

Me: Why not? ( I like to ask why not? really getting to the root of a issue — sometimes you can figure out very early on if this gonna go somewhere or not)

Emma: I just don’t want to.. ( ugh is the ship sinking here boys??)

Me: No caveman style then.. Just missionary :P ( I ignore her statements, keep at it, but still keeping it fun and teasing)

Emma: No o_o ( test )

Me: I think your keyboard is stuck on “no” you should get that fixed :D ( yet again I just switch it around and make it funny — aka. unreactive, expressing, fun )

Emma: Haha you jerk! ;) When are we gonna see each other? ( DING DING DING BOYS Plow through the shit, deal with the shit — and you shall conquer! )

So guys plow through the shit test! Ignore , make it fun, keep it playful .

Sometimes you might fuck up, but that’s part of the learning process.

Sometimes you win. Sometimes you learn — Alexander RSD

–Allan